Haha, so Simon and Cheryl think that the campaign to get RATM to number one for Christmas is mean. People in glass houses and all that, the first half of the X-factor consists of the humiliation of the general public, the second half consists of Simon exploiting people’s dreams whilst deciding exactly what ingredients to feed us in his sickly sweet Pop Music recipe. It’s all fun and games until someone else takes control, eh Simon?
Remember: together the ants *can* conquer the elephant. Dare I say take the power back.
BTW – RATM on BBC Radio, “but they promised not to swear” = /facepalm.
Post tune: Really, you don’t have a scoobie?.