The Clatterpillar Principle

My mum used to be a child minder. She looked after several different children over the years, but one of them was a small girl who always came equipped with a Clatterpiller. She loved that toy. She hated sharing it. Even if she was playing with one of the toys that my Mum provided, if she saw another child touching *her* Clatterpillar then she would throw a temper tantrum. My Mum’s solution was simple, if Clatterpillar was not going to be shared then he would be placed on the shelf and nobody would have him, hence this is now known as the Clatterpillar Principle.
This ethos was instilled in me too. I’ve been both sides of the coin, having lots, having nothing, I know what things are important to me. Material things are not important, memories are. The other stuff can come and go. I always try and remember that other people aren’t as lucky as me, I make good money doing something I love. Unfortunately this world doesn’t reward effort, only achievement. Another lesson my Mum taught me was that effort is the most important thing, always try 100% and be proud of whatever you achieve.

The flip side of this is that I tend to get quite attached to things. Not because of their monetary value, just because of the memories associated with them and also because I look after things really well and worry that other people won’t take as good care of the object as I would. If I lent you something that means I really trusted you to look after it. If you’re still speaking to me then I guess that means I was right to trust you. :-) It might seem like a strange thing to think about, but if I ever woke up to find water pouring in to my room again (note placement of word “again” – my room has flooded before, I somehow managed to sleep through it) then I wouldn’t save my AF1s, or my hats, I’d grab my memory boxes, I’d grab Beaver, Padger and Pumba… and some clothes, people would look at me funny if I was nekkid.

Post tune: Desperado, Mac Miller, Macadelic.

The Wall

I listen to music all of the time. My headphones are like a protective cloak around me. I am extremely sensitive to light and sound. When the world is buzzing with activity my headphones provide me with somewhere to hide. Without them I would be unable to function in the open plan environment of the building where I work. The music helps me to concentrate, it allows me to filter out the stimuli that would otherwise overwhelm my senses.

It was my Sister’s birthday this past weekend and as it was a special birthday, she had organised a party for family and friends. Let me be clear, I don’t do nightclubs or concerts, they are not a good place for me to be. I know that a lot of folks enjoy being shut in a room full of people, with super loud music and flashing lights, but quite honestly I can imagine few things worse… being trapped on a plane full of Moomins maybe. Nevertheless, as it was both my Sister’s birthday party and the actual day of my bro’s birthday (and he and his wife had travelled many hours to see me), I made the effort to attend.

I knew I was in for a tough night when the first note was played on the bass and a light fell off the ceiling. When a second light fell down a few notes later I realised just how tough it was going to be. All I could think of was the scene near the beginning of Back to the Future, “You’re just too darn loud.” . (Back to the Future combined with wrestling!? FYR!)

There were seats in the hall, some right up near the stage and some right at the back. My friends and I sat at the back and I pretty much stayed there for the duration of the evening. I made an effort to say hello to the people who were there when I arrived and also to get up and say hello to people who arrived afterwards, but for the majority of the time my ass was nailed to that sofa. I know it must sound weird to people who don’t have such sensitive senses, but it felt like a full on assault that lasted for some four or five hours. I became overwhelmed very quickly and it was a real battle to stick it out until Fake Elvis had finished his performance*.

At one point I had to go up to the tables right by the front, I forget why, I got about half way there and the combination of the music and the lights was just too much. The wall of light and sound might as well have been built from steel and concrete. I could feel myself shutting down and so quickly retreated to the relative safety of my bro and the sofa.

When I got home I quickly heated up the little bag of lavender scented stuff from inside of Padger, grabbed a bottle of Gatorade and then retreated to my room where I jumped into bed, put Padger on my pillow, curled up in a ball, pulled the duvet over my head and full on melted.

A week later and I’ve just about recovered.

*A certain amount of karma was dished out when Fake Elvis pulled a hammy during his performance of Suspicious Minds.

Be sure to keep an eye on my boy @SwayBomb86, he has just started blogging and is a really nice guy who speaks from the heart.