My Mum has violated JoJo’s rule #7… this could be very bad.
Rule #7 states that you should never buy me clothing without first applying, in writing, for a license to do so. The application should contain a formal declaration of the item of clothing to be purchased, preferably with photographic support. It is true that it is rare for a license to be granted, but this is no excuse for violating the rule, the last time this happened I ended up with a… oops, nearly put my foot in it.
It looks like a bullet has been dodged as although not as terrifying as the last item of contraband clothing, it wasn’t quite to my taste, but proved to be too small and the producers of it do not make a larger size (get in!).
Today there will be no bloodshed.