Archive for April, 2008

Shizophrenic or talking to God?

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008

I watched an interesting programme last night on BBC2, it was all about religion and why some religious people are considered to be mentally ill, whilst others are not. The programme was part of a series about normality and was hosted by Dr Tanya Byron (I think), someone who I had never seen before watching the series, but who strikes me as someone who thinks along similar lines to myself. This particular programme was so interesting to me as it covered areas which I had myself considered and discussed with friends (hi Nige). Here are the key points I gleaned from the programme:

A preacher on the street is more likely to be labled as a “nutter” than the Pope. I don’t agree with this point of view, I consider them to be equal in their beliefs (delusions?), however, I have never been chased down the street by the Pope.

The onus is on religious people to prove the existence of God, or any other SCB (supreme cosmic being), as science dictates than we can only consider ourselves to know what we can prove – inspite of the fact that there is no greater preponderence of evidence to prove either standpoint. Religious people will always fall back to saying scientists have been wrong in the past (true) and that they *know* that they are right. Science will laugh in the face of this argument and state that science is not so arrogant as to know anything, rather it tends towards saying that our current understanding tells us that something is so, science will then laugh again and state that there are many different religions and only one of them can be right! (Science will laugh about this one for a while).

Religious people will be quick to tell you that religion has been a source of much good in the world, however, they will neglect to tell you that it has also been the cause of much suffering.

We (the non religious people) are in the main, happy to be tolerant of religion as long as it stays in it’s box. As soon as it begins to try to infringe upon our lives or is seen to be trying to con/ensnare the more susceptible among us we get cross. Britain tends to be much more secular and tolerant than other places, especially the United States – which is odd considering the reason why the United States was founded.

When speaking in tongues, a different part of the brain is active than when speaking normally. This proves…precisely nothing.

If there were no such concept as religion in todays world, most of the religious people would have been sectioned.

And finally – this is the best one. A religious person (TV presenter Jeremy Vine), when asked where he would take his daughter if she was ill, responded by stating that he would of course take her to a doctor and that taking her to a church would be a last resort. Draw your own conclusions.

So are religious people schizophrenic, or are they talking to God and more importantly is there a pixie sitting next to Nige right now?

Well it’s better than petrol stations in London

Thursday, April 24th, 2008

Someone asked me an interesting question today. When I say interesting, I mean interesting if you are a code monkey, have an inquisitive mind or OCD (I fall into all three categories). Imagine there is a car park which is 100 stories high. You have a bag of marbles and want to know what is the highest level that you can drop a marble from and have it not smash. Assuming a worse case scenario and an optimum algorithm, what is the minimum number of marbles you would need?

I will post my method and answer later this week and who knows, we may even get the Mythbusters to test it out!

Disclaimer: There is little no chance of Adam and Jamie testing my method out. To quote Keith Barret, “it’s a bit of fun”, so enjoy – but no hurting marbles.

SuSE Linux, well it’s no OS X!

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

I have been using SuSE Linux for a while now and I feel I am now able to offer an insightful critique of it. It’s shit. No really, it is, just look at this list of things that I have discovered about it in the last few days:

  • Lots of folders named “My xxx”, a completely pointless (and useless) nomenclature which I am sure I have seen somewhere else – oh, that’s right, Windows! I have sorted this out by adding OS X like folders to my machine, although the other people at ASL seem confused by my placing applications into a folder named “Applications”. If they were confused by my new folder names, then they were downright bemused by my attempt to copy an application around by copying the apps root folder onto my memory key and then onto another machine!
  • It’s as ugly as someone who fell out of the ugly tree and hit all the branches on the way down…and then fell into a wood chipper at the bottom. Yes, there are plenty of skins that you can apply, but I don’t feel I should have to make it look pretty, anymore that I feel I should have to start writing code patches for it!
  • It has an option to hide all of your icons. WTF! I fell victim to this option yesterday and was unable to determine what was going on, indeed, it took Andy (something of a Linux veteran) a full five minutes to determine the cause of, and rectify, the problem.
  • Now I know that running “Task Manager” type apps will use some of the CPU up, so when Andy told me not to use the one on SuSE I was not surprised, however, once he told me his reason was “because it leaks like a sieve”, I was slightly surprised.

I consider SuSE Linux to be of the same level as XP (could change with XP SP3), it is slightly better than XP in some areas and slightly worse in others – it all comes out in the wash. It is not inuitive in the way that OS X is, but more in the way that it panders to the precedence of the Micro$oft OSs that went before it. It’s hella ugly, I mean it might be free, but does it have to look cheap? People who knock Apple/OS X/Macs just don’t get it.

Authors note: Suzie Perry actually made reference to the Cupertino badboys on the Gadget Show this week. Basically, she was saying that she thought digital cameras were ugly and she wanted to design something better, as if it had been designed by Apple. See, she gets it!

Authors note 2: A design guru bloke also made reference to Apple on the Gadget Show, he used the iPhone as an example of a gadget which was both beautiful and functional. He gets it too!

Deal or no deal?

Friday, April 18th, 2008

Within the last twenty four hours, three people have independently used Noel Edmonds and “Deal or No Deal” as a metaphor whilst talking to me. Now I’ll admit to enjoying House Party in my youth, but I can’t say I was that miffed when it ended and I sure as hell couldn’t understand how Noel suddenly exploded back onto British TV screens this millennium. I think that either Noel is right in his cosmic beliefs, or he has begun work as a vendor of coolade and people in Sussex are drinking it. I mean, it’s not even watchable is it. All the numpties that come on and say “I’ve got a system”, no you haven’t you moron, you’ve just chosen a RANDOM box which contains a RANDOM amount of money and then you are going to open all the other boxes containing RANDOM amounts.

That’s a whole lot of random.

Then there are the ones that insist on asking total strangers what they should do. Why? Do they normally discuss their financial transactions with complete strangers? Do they ask the local drunk, that hangs around outside the corner shop, whether they should take out a variable or fixed rate mortgage? The best ones though, are the douchebags (great word) that insist on telling you that their odds of winning are improving as the game progresses. No, they are not. They actually stay the same the whole way through the game, since you have to decide which box you want at the beginning, therefore consigning all of the others to being opened. Box swapping aside, all you actually do during the game, is decide how quickly you find out whether you have won or lost (are there really any winners here) and if you are better than the banker at playing chicken.

Bossman, stop watching daytime telly (I don’t care how much you have learned from Phil and Ferne) and finish off aworka! Deal or no deal?

Back to the future…

Thursday, April 17th, 2008

I wonder if the new PS3 online store will encroach on Apple’s iTunes market? I can’t see any reason now to buy an Apple TV if you already have a PS3. Actually, I couldn’t see the point of buying an Apple TV before this – why is there no digital TV tuner!?!

I’ve been doing lots of thinking recently, regarding the way in which people interact with their technology: phones, TVs, desktop, laptops, PDAs, MP3 players, cameras, etc, etc. This thinking was prompted by the lack of a proper backup procedure in my house (who’s house?) and the inexplicable use of separate printers in different rooms, which all have to be maintained – or not, my house has become a veritable graveyard for printers. Anyway, my thinking is that we should all be sharing a TimeCapsule (because you know we all use Macs) and a USB printer (which I will plug in to said TimeCapsule).

Anyway, I’ve been thinking about they way that technology is used and my conclusion is this: the MacBook Air is shit and so is the EEE PC. They both try to tackle the same problem, but fail for different reasons: expense, battery life, connectivity, usability… So my vision for the future is this: we will all have an iPhone type device, it will be reasonably priced and comprise all of the features of the current iPhone with WiMax (or similar), VoIP, a decent digital camera, be useable as a USB hardrive and anything else I can think of. We will all have a server running at home which will have a huge capacity of mirrored raid hard disks (possibly SSD), all available locally over the network (wireless obviously) and over the internet. This server will be a central store of all of the families data (files, photos, email, music, video) and a print server. Each room in the house will have a workstation (in my mind I see an iMac-eque device) which will be used as the TV/conventional desktop. When you are at home your iPhone-esque device will just revert to VoIP, no additional handsets required, oh, and when you get to within range of your house, it will automatically sync with the server.

Strangely, my fictional future contains more technology but fewer devices…which brings me neatly to my point. Why would you want an Apple TV and a PS3 if you could get away with just having one of them?

Manual Handling

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008

I had to watch a twelve minute “health and safety” video this morning, it was all about manual handling. Here it a summary of the advice it offered:

  1. Check your environment. Is it safe to engage in manual handling in your workplace?
  2. Ensure you have a good grip.
  3. Make small, non jerky movements – and don’t twist.
  4. Try to keep your load under control. Position is key, you don’t want a heavy load to end up on your feet.

And remember, in order to avoid injury caused by repetitive pulling, always prefer a mechanical aid.

I shit you not, this is exactly what was said!